self-hate and shitty humor blog 2k11

wildcherryapeshitap0calypse:

be careful what u wish for　

johnnyis:

nameaboveallnames:

what is air

CHRISTIAN SCIENCE EXPLANATION WHAT IS HAIR

poopvillain:

i walked around my house saying “hardcore” for a week after this aired

911: what's your emergency
me: please send help asap my boyfriend is stuck  
911: ok please stay calm where is he stuck
me: in my computer screen

wtffanfiction:

Fandom: Kingdom Hearts

“The air was thick with penises.”

fonmasterguard:

So no one at my friend’s old high school is allowed to dress up for halloween anymore because one year this kid came to school on a bike wearing a red jumpsuit with tampons taped to him. He rode around the school telling people he was the menstrual cycle

votarient:

Why are redheads called gingers when actual ginger is brown they should be called paprikas　

lampsarepeopletoo:

i want that ice cream